Depending on how straight laced you are, you may be a bit offended by this risque post. You have been warned.
Here's a text conversation I recently had with a friend:
Me: How's your day going?
Her: Stressful. How about you?
Me: Ugh. Not stressful but really dragging. You been doing any sewing?
Her: I haven't sewn a stitch since I got back from vacation. I have been getting some in the evenings. I just been too busy with work.
Me: Did you mean cutting some? lol.
Her: Oh my God. Knitting not getting. Good grief. I've about snorted my coffee to my nose.
Me: I wondered.... hahaha
When I need a good laugh, I just read this text... :)